Reasons that you may be wrong at life: An Introduction

Ok, this is my first official blog on a blogging site. The aim is to enlighten you as to who I am and why I am awesome/intelligent/someone to be looked up to/always right etc. Here is a list of ways that you may be wrong.

You are wrong if:

• you choose Nesquik over Ovaltine.
• you are not from the same city as your favorite sports team.
• you like either of the Transformer movies.
• you would categorize "I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell" as a "Great" book.
• you thought that the "Assassination of Jesse James" was "too slow and boring."
• you watch E!
• you think real Mexican food comes from Mexico or Texas (It comes from LA)
  
• you prefer chocolate coated ice cream bars to fudge bars.
• "The Da Vinci Code" is your favorite book and/or considered by you to be an intellectual read.
• you carry around a 1 gallon jug of water as a subliminal sign saying, "I work out so much, I have to drink an unnatural amount of water on a daily basis."
• you like the song "Sex on Fire" by the Queers named Leon.
• you still continue to stack empty beer cans along your walls like trophies.
• you wear 3 different forms of headgear...all at once.
• while watching the movie "Shooter," you uttered the words "So badass."
• you think that Harry Potter should be considered classic literature.
• you publicly speak on your cellphone using a bluetooth headset.
• you think abstract art is beautiful.
• you are surprised that House manages to find the proper diagnosis in the final few seconds of EVERY FUCKING EPISODE!
• you're a "1-upper"

Well, I can't really think of anymore reasons why you might be wrong. I might amend it as time goes on. Either way, I'm right, you might be wrong. Fix it. More to come.